Visit the shop
I love how coffee tricks you.
“Not a Morning Person”.
Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either
The best things in life are free.
I need to work on my “I really don’t care face”.
I’m so tired of people saying I act …
Imagine the absolute disaster
Educated, sophisticated and the language skills of a sailor.
When life kicks you …
I told you I’d be ready in 10 mins.
I thought you said Wine Bar
Today was great until… People happened.
I’m hosting an obsessive compulsive, anal retentive group
My Motto Buy now
Dear people who think they know it all
Darling, you don’t look a day over fabulous.
Today’s to-do list
If I can’t be a good example.
Sure, I’m old enough to know better…
Some people must be absolutely exhausted.
I can now say I did a marathon
My stress level
Thank you Yoga pants
The instructions said I would need a screwdriver.
The best part of waking up…
“Not a Morning Person” doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Pearl2 Coasters assorted 4-pack.
Pearl Coasters assorted 4-pack.
There’s no “I” in Team.
There’s no ‘i’ in Team.
I would exercise.
I’ll have a double shot.
Inner Beauty is for Quitters.
I’m fine with a few extra Pounds.
If I can’t be a good Example.
Make yourself at Home.
Being unpredictable and difficult.
I missed the part.
I’m not controlling.
You must be confusing with the Maid we don’t have.
Life is too short.
When I said “I do”.
I’m pleasant for 60 Minutes.
Ya, I’m at the Gym.
Don’t think of it.
You drink like a Fish.
If you drink like a Fish.
So much to do.
Dull Women have immaculate Kitchens/
2 Men at once would be a Dream come true.
This has Disaster.
If by “difficult and demanding” you mean I’m confident.
I used to give a damn.
Think I’m cute when I get mad?
I might not be the best Cook.
Coffee let’s me be annoyed faster.
If you just did what you were told.
If you just did what I told you.
Well, if I agreed with you.