Visit the shop
“Not a Morning Person”.
Educated, sophisticated and the language skills of a sailor.
I told you I’d be ready in 10 mins.
Today was great until… People happened.
My Motto Buy now
Darling, you don’t look a day over fabulous.
If I can’t be a good example.
Some people must be absolutely exhausted.
My stress level
The instructions said I would need a screwdriver.
The best part of waking up…
I love how coffee tricks you.
Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either
The best things in life are free.
I need to work on my “I really don’t care face”.
I’m so tired of people saying I act …
Imagine the absolute disaster
When life kicks you …
I thought you said Wine Bar
I’m hosting an obsessive compulsive, anal retentive group
Dear people who think they know it all
Today’s to-do list
“Not a Morning Person” doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Pearl2 Coasters assorted 4-pack.
Pearl Coasters assorted 4-pack.
There’s no “I” in Team.
There’s no ‘i’ in Team.
I would exercise.
I’ll have a double shot.
Inner Beauty is for Quitters.
I’m fine with a few extra Pounds.
If I can’t be a good Example.
Make yourself at Home.
Being unpredictable and difficult.
I missed the part.
I’m not controlling.
You must be confusing with the Maid we don’t have.
Life is too short.
When I said “I do”.
I’m pleasant for 60 Minutes.
Ya, I’m at the Gym.
Don’t think of it.
You drink like a Fish.
If you drink like a Fish.
So much to do.
Dull Women have immaculate Kitchens/
2 Men at once would be a Dream come true.
This has Disaster.
If by “difficult and demanding” you mean I’m confident.
I used to give a damn.
Think I’m cute when I get mad?
I might not be the best Cook.
Coffee let’s me be annoyed faster.
If you just did what you were told.
If you just did what I told you.
Well, if I agreed with you.
I’m well on my way to not accomplishing anything today.