Visit the shop
I like Sports.
Monday Tuesday Chardonnay
Warning: the Coffee’s worn off.
Stress Relief Results may vary based on Volume.
Fluent in French and Italian wine
More handsome than handy
Wine improves with Age.
If you just did what you were told.
I only drink wine on days that end in Y
I Wine A Lot
I am the Better Half.
Caution: Complaints about the Food.
I Drink better than I Cook.
At the Sound of the Cork.
This is as close to a French Maid.
We all must have a Belief in Something.
I turn up the Heat.
Yes you can Help me!
When I said “I do”.
Stop staring at my Mitts.
Many have eaten here.
3 second rule in effect
The House was cleaned Yesterday.
Spooning lead to forking.
I’m the Mother that’s why!
The Views expressed by the Husband.
Wine is cheaper than Therapy.